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October 20

resistance is futile

Monday, October 20, 2008

7 of 9 the borg, the election

7 of 9 the Borg- Star Trek-Jeri Ryan.
Have you heard this yet?
Jeri Ryan was married to the senator from Illinois. There was a big sex scandal. 7 of 9 said her husband made her do nasty things. So there was a divorce and senator Ryan did not run for re-election.
The Republicans tried to get Mike Ditka, former Bears coach to run in his place on the Republican ticket. Ditka, Ditka, Ditka. Ditka said no.
Do ya know who the democrat was who ran and won the senate seat?
Barrack Obama
October 15

McCain loses debate

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

McCain loses debate

Will somebody tell McCain not to snort into the microphone!

McCain just said the same old stuff in the same old way and he looked old, old.
McCain accused Obama of being eloquent and indeed he was. He explained his points.

health insurance

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

health care insurance

We are joined on our Economic Roundtable panel by a new member, today. Ms. Ryecrisp Braun, RN, First Prime Vice Counselor for Health Claim Denial of the PonceDeLeon-DeSoto Healthe care borg. (Our motto: we quit making cars because it's easier to rip you off with health care and you're actually grateful.) (Formerly resistance is futile)
Stazshu: Welcome, may I call you Ryecrisp?
Ryecrisp Braum: No, call me First Prime
S: Well, OK, First Prime, if you could tell us what exactly you do at PDLDS.
B: I deny claims. You ask that PDLDS pay your medical bills, we say no.
S: Is there a frequent reason for denying claims.
B: Well, sure
S: And that would be....
B: Are you familiar with our criteria for reimbursement?
S: No, would you please explain it?
B: No. Are you crazy?
S: Please, A hint?
B: OK. Are you familiar with Kyle Orton?
S: The quarter back of the Bears?
B: Let me put it this way: Do you know the difference between a pitbull and a First Prime?
S: Lipstick?
B: No I told you Kyle Orton.
S: Let me change the subject. What's your opinion on the healthcare proposals of the presidential candidates?
B: Thank God Hillary is out of it. We've been dreading her since the 1990s
S: What about people who have been paying premiums for 30 or 50 years and then you deny payment.
B: Keep those premiums coming or something terrible will surely happen and you should worry, worry, worry. In the mean time I'm going to spend your money, and you can't do anything about. WAH, WAH
October 14

Sexual Assult in Paradise

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Sexual Assult in Paradise

Castle High School Paradise Indiana

Something happened on the bus. Some are calling it hazing. allegedly there was anal penetration.
Castle Soccer team had something serious happen over the week end. Parents of the team are saying things like "Why is every body being punished for the actions of a few? and Boys will be boys; what's the big deal?"
Sounds like sexual assault on a minor. (In Indiana under 16) by an adult (over 18).
Teachers are asking where were the adults and chaperons that are on the team buses?
Castle H.S. is the upper class high school where the rich kids go
October 13

zionist conspiracy

Dead Cat Bounce

If you don't known what this means check my earlier blogs.

Today we are joined by another member of
stazshu's Economics Joe six Pack, Hockey Mom with Lipstick Round Table.
With us is Stu Pidazo (ethnicity?)
Howdy folks! Folks, as Vulvodynia told you last week: Don't buy stocks until they hit 7000
The current rally is being driven by the Zionist Conspiracy and the Zionist Cartel. Harvey Cartel disavows any knowledge. As you savvy investors know the Zionist Conspiracy and Zionist Cartel are both luxury SUVs  that Audi plans to introduce this spring. They are real gas guzzlers. Audi's marketing plan is two fold
1) Bring down gasoline prices
B) Bring up stock prices.

As you can see you are playing right into their hands.
Socialist banks, government buys Wachovia; Socialist car manufactures, government buys GM. Airlines are next.
Soon we'll all wear tiny little mustaches.
And drive "peoples cars"
 
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